On Sunday my boyfriend of a year called me and dumped me. Then my card was declined at the dollar store. On the way home, my gas light came on. Then when I got home and went pee, I found out I have a UTI. This means I couldn’t hook up with anyone even if I wanted to, which I don’t, but still. This also means that I probably can’t drink on Halloween… which I was going to go to a Halloween party at my boyfriend’s fraternity… but now he’s no longer my boyfriend… so those plans are shot now too. Awesome. My week has been awesome.
Single. Broke. UTI.