
On Sunday my boyfriend of a year called me and dumped me. Then my card was declined at the dollar store. On the way home, my gas light came on. Then when I got home and went pee, I found out I have a UTI. This means I couldn’t hook up with anyone even if I wanted to, which I don’t, but still. This also means that I probably can’t drink on Halloween… which I was going to go to a Halloween party at my boyfriend’s fraternity… but now he’s no longer my boyfriend… so those plans are shot now too. Awesome. My week has been awesome.
Single. Broke. UTI.
FML.
Julia